Back to Paris:
I take the plane from Valencia to Paris. The plane lands. As the people stand up to get their bags, I swear to god, the first thing this guy does is pop his collar.
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| LOOK HOW BIG THE STAKE IS. Also Frenchies eat French Fries with everything |
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| This is how we got enough money to go back. |
On the train we saw Arya's doppelganger
This made us miss Arya TONS. So sad that he left before I got back from Spain. On the train Seppy said that he loved me (obvs I didn't say it back cause if I did he would stop loving me) and kept saying that he missed me but really its only 5 months. Missing people is for people who are sad. I don't miss, I just am.
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| Coming to a airport near you. Automated boarder control. So cool. |
Song(thank you Dan not Arya):
Wait... thats not what happend:
SO I really didn't get on first class. I didn't even get through security. What happend was that I only got a receipt for my ticket. I had no idea. I was able to convince the people on the line for customs that it was a real ticket (I am so charming) but when it wouldn't scan in the security side... I was screwed. Especially since I had wasted so much time. So I had to go all the way back to the ticket counter to check in, but by that time it was too late.... I had missed my flight.
So I go back to Seppy. We decide to take hipster pictures. I think the most hipster picture of Seppy I have ever taken is
Corinna:
I don't have a picture of her but if you had to imagine what she looked like this is how it would be
- Her clothing
- She had a scarf... which she stole from a lost and found. Smelled like smoke.
- She had a belt on that was super skinny and served no practical purpose... didn't even look good
- She was wearing her aunt's sweater that was 40 years old.... her aunt's dead now
- apparently its cool to go into your parents old clothing and find something to wear. Hipsters are so weird... yet cool
- She was from Berlin
- she told me about the different areas of Berlin with hipsters
- Was going to start work at Citi as a banker
- Only because it was ironic
Other than being really really weird she had some good ideas especially regarding immigration.
- Why do you put the people who try to come here in jail
- They're motivated to come into a country and work... make them work. Don't make them go to jail and take up more state funds
- In order to fix healthcare and the old people, make these people work for a euro/ hour.
- Destroy east germany
- Its a waste. There is nothing there.
We talk about all these things, while Sepanta and Lilian talk about bunnies and colored elephants(am I incapable of having a non serious discussion?)
We have Pho
The trip back:
So get to airport. The plane is empty. I am like yes... Ill get first class, no. Because of weight bs they put me in coach. I was so pissed even though all of first class was empty. 18 hours later I come back to Atlanta and my European trip ends and real life begins
Song (from the best 4th chapter of any movie saga):
Post Europe Analysis (in hyper bullet points because I think thats the best way to go about the end):
- Contrast between US and Europe
- Europeans are more interesting
- Speak more languages
- Been to more places
- A little bit more adventurous
- More willing to talk to you and learn about what you're about
- Americans seem plain
- I've only been to Cincinnati and Atlanta
- I feel more open in US maybe cause I speak the language and have my phone back
- My phone
- I missed having it (if anyone knows me I love my phone)
- I learned I can live without it and not freak out
- What Ive learned
- How to be more social
- To start a conversation with someone about nothing
- Still don't like it
- French are cold
- Pleasure in pain and thought
- Spanish are passionate
- Just always have emotion about anything
- Guys just want the love
- Germans are mechanical
- Use the word efficient a lot
- Def don't care as much as French or Spanish about love
- Met great people
- Saw a lot of great architecture
- Over all a good experience
- B+, caues didnt get to see everyone i wanted to and see all the places i wanted to see
- I still don't get travel
- People are all the same. Lifes a bore. Blah blah blah :-)
- Place I still want to go
- Rome
- Very historic
- Want to see the buildings
- London
- They speak English
- Such a huge plus
- Berlin
- Land of hipsters
- Marrakesh
- Cheap
- Arabs
- Hind <3
- Naples
- Best pizza
- Was thee when i was young for green card
- Prague?
- Everyone says its pretty
- Who wants to come with me?
I won. Sorta. I wanted to have more followers than Roshan and Sepanta but I have 34 followers Roshan has 30 and Seppy has 25. I was off but I still have more followers than both of them... and Roshan still hasn't "followed" me. The second thing was that I said I would have more views than Seppy. Well I did this. Currently I have 3742 views in a month(should be up to 4k by the end of all this) while seppy probs has 3300 in about 5 months. Domination. I didn't know this until I got a blogger but it shows you stats of your viewers. Time to share.
But honestly I get excited every time Roshan and Seppy update so if this competition made them post more then I am happy. I think they're blogs are better than mine. Statistics don't mean everything int he world (<- did i just say that?)
Statistics mean EVERYTHING:
Overview:
This is a time line of views during the past month. The peaks are where I posted + whored out my blog on facebook and gmail.
Posts:
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Nothing will beat the original post. Leather Up was amazing so its second.
Traffic Sources:
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Audience:
This is the best one. It tells you who has been stalking you.
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I also I got countries such as Belgium, Iran, Slovenia, UAE, India, Singapore, and I am not sure who else.
I want to know who is Singapore and Slovenia!??!?!?! Also UAE(tara?)?
What i am diong with rest of my life:
- Moving to DC
- Come kick it with me
- Starting a job
- Consulting
- Kind of afraid to do so
Update on goals:
- Have fun with sister
- Done
- Become closer friends with Seppy and not want to kill each other
- Done
- Both still alive
- Well not his blog
- He said he loves me
- See Arya's hipster gear
- Hes so hipster
- So hipster he said he didn't want any pictures of himself in Europe cause only mainstreamers take pictures of themselves while travelling. Travelling is NBD
- Make a short film of my trips and maybe a movie? Although looks unlikely.
- Failed
- Me and Sep had great film idea
- NBA
- It can never be made unless Seppy's heart is broken
- Expand my mind.
- Failed. Ask me about this in person.
- Fall in love and out of love.
- Fell deeper in love and fell even more out of love
- Have great memories
- Took about 1k pictures
- Couch Surf
- Yes and no, knew the person
- OSG
- Kobe!
- Have fun
- Always (other than Amsterdam)
Lies I've told on this blog:
- Arya sorry, no OSG
- Roshan sorry, Arya didn't come
- Arya sorry, no Tatiana
- Everyone sorry, we didnt go to Disney land. we saw Somewhere in the theater. It was bad(Seppy will disagree). Don't see it.
- Barcelona sorry, I just realized my leather jacket was actually not leather :(. My whole post was a fail.
Special thanks:
- Seppy for giving me good stories. Keeping me entertained and helping me out with blog songs
- Roshan, thank you for ideas that I stole from your blog to make my blog. Only did this cause i was intimidate by your blog
- Naz, thanks for harassing me about me posting
- Soroosh, thank you for opening my post, looking at pictures and not reading anyting
- Khaleh, thank you for asking me to update. Love the love
- Nadia R, thank you for editing my post... once. You failed me. English failed me
- Mom, for reading my blog and giving me money
- Ali, for texting me randomly asking me how I was doing
- Arya, for playing along. Jaat khelie bood
- Idin for the boss ass as guide to Barcelona and being an inspiration for my life
- Cvo for reading my blog although you schooling like a boss
- Naseem for putting my blog on her to do list... and reading a few things <3
- Mana for actually reading my blog and not hating too much
- Afsoon for pretending to not care
- I know you care
- Shaudi for following me to get my count up
- Ghavi for reading my shizzle but probs no more izzle
- Pedram for hating on my blog. Its all you know to do
- Beeta for knowing what was going on in my blog. Such good memory OH and for telling me to continue bloggin cause my life is actually intersting
- Taher for finding the craziest thing ever
- I should take your name of the list cause you messed everything up
- Nikita for reading my blog and proving you love me more than Dan
- Dan for telling Roshan you like my blog more
- Nakkisa will get no love cause she has told Seppy that she likes Seppys blog more
- Same with Ramin cause he only skims mine
- Sara MF for reading my blog. SORRY I HAVNT RESPONDDED TO EMAIL. Will do that after this shizzle.
- Sheena for making me excited for DC
- Karim for hating on my but still calling me his hero
- Nima and Reza (they have to be together) for making me think of how to be cheap in life
- Mahtab and Kiyana for putting me over the top in followers count andddddddddd showing me around Madrid
- Yasmin for letting me fall in love with her couch and city
- Melad S for being sneaky
- Melad A for reading my blog
- Raha for her blog, which i read :) although sometimes very confused
- Neda for being possibly my biggest supporter
- Ahmad for loving my food pics
- Tallia for wait you get no thanks until we chase dreams together
- Navid for keeping a blog in Japan and keeping me entertained
- Miriam for being the best Moroccan ever and practically having me write two posts just about her
- Vicky if you read this you get no love cause you messed me up with Mexican
- Lilian for being the coolest german girl I know
- Helen Ho Ho for reading my blog. Didn't know she was dedicated to anything
- Rosa for being my shopping buddy in DC
- If i miss someone, I am sorryyyyyyyyy I really appreciate who ever read any of my blog. Holler back at me
Whats happening to this blog:
Should I keep it? Update once a month? I don't think itll be interesting after. Make a new blog with new name? Maybe its best if I don't then peopel will ask me what I am doing :)
Final words:
Thank you for reading my blog. I love you all. Stay black.
WTF:
Melad: omg blog time
btw i still dont get the tittle of your blog
Nima: so arya was never in europe
you bastard
